Women Are Absolutely Destroying The Internet With These 15 Tweets That Had Me Rolling On The Floor

We survived another week, and women are still the funniest on the internet. This week has been a doozy, but (sadly) I think we are all used to the unease of the world by now.

Tweet by Amy Nixon: "We haven’t had a normal year in the last 5 years."

So, to keep your mind off things, we’ve rounded up the best jokes from Bluesky, Threads, and X…noting that we can’t endorse the latter, but we are pleased to bring you the comical relief that can still be found on the platform, free of the surrounding chaos. PS: Be sure to give these funny women a follow!

Tweet by user asking humorously which wine pairs best with WWIII

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Tweet by Jennifer Parker: "I should clean my kitchen. *opens Zillow app*"

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Tweet by user Convokid22: "Me, 5 minutes into a 13 hour road trip – Opens snacks."

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Tweet by user Vivian: "we still don’t really have the technology for strapless bras"

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Tweet by Kristen (@Kica333) stating: "Why would I go get food myself for $20 when I can have someone deliver it to me cold for $80?"

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Tweet by "Mommy Needs a Life": "She believed she could. But it was 95 degrees out. So she didn’t."

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Tweet expressing the common experience of calculating sleep hours before bedtime and worrying about managing the next day

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Tweet by alexis: Someone at work mentioned severance; thought it was about a TV show, but they meant getting fired. Skull emoji
Tweet by "Solrac": "A lot of time to watch Severance with your severance."

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Tweet by user krista: "I wouldn’t say I’m old but a Werther’s original fell out of my pocket and I have no idea how it got there."

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A cartoon character with sparkling hair, wearing a dress, stands happily in a room. Text reads: "Delulu."

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Tweet by Marce: "nobody is telling men they're losers and that's the problem"

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Tweet by Kristen joking about preferring to walk on Legos over attending a high school reunion

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Tweet by meghan: "If I do all my chores at this Airbnb do I get an allowance?"

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Tweet by Sunshine Jarboly joking about losing a hiking partner due to asking about using leaves for toilet purposes

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Tweet from Jennifer Parker: Her 4-year-old saw minivan doors open and decided he wants to buy one someday

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Tweet about owning a sea-view bookstore that's a coffee shop, cat sanctuary, and flower shop as an ideal dream

Check out our last weekly roundup of funny tweets by women if you missed it!

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